Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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you wanna bump?

i have tried to explain to mrs.perou that if she wants a bounce-a-day, i'm up for it and she doesn't need the 12ft tramp-o-line that was delivered this morning.

i used to enjoy airfix as a kid but now i hate assembling things.
mainly because of the kretins that translate instructions into english or the dullards that speak english and just can't work out how to write simple, clear instructions.

all assembly takes hours of trial and error.

the tramp-o-line was as awkward to assemble as expected.
made more complicated as i had to dig one side into the ground for an even bounce.

i tried to get mrs.perou to do this jumping naked as i believe it could make the whole thing much more enjoyable (as a spectator sport) but she wasn't having it.

i have also been doing my VAT return today: always a pleasure...never a chore...NOT.

and, maximum started his new school today and seems to have had a good time.

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: April 21, 2008