<< previous     next >>
things are falling apart with the neighbours

things are falling apart with the neighbours

<< previous     next >>
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

when i said to tawfiq 'YOU ARE ON FIRE!!' tawfiq assumed i was telling him he was super-styling.

i actually meant 'YOU ARE ACTUALLY ON FIRE: GET OUT OF THE FIRE!'

after me repeating this in increasing volumes, tawfiq eventually did get out of the fire, with his legs smoking.

<< previous     next >>
crispy fried strides

crispy fried strides

clothes made of plastic melt.

this is not a fashion statement.

tawfiq is lucky not to be in A&E with very bad burns now.

he has lost some leg hair.

probably not a bad thing

<< previous     next >>
yoot of the day

yoot of the day

feeling invinsible...and slightly char-grilled

<< previous     next >>
it is cheboys birthday on thursday

it is cheboys birthday on thursday


more like che-man now

i am still the oldest and it will apparently always be this way...


the bunker is now alarmed.

the bunker now has makeup mirror lighting but no makeup mirrors.

the floor is ALMOST finished

after some issues with leaky toilets ruining the new self leveling compound.

the ambi-rad is up on the beam where it should be.


me and my spanish lady friend will be in zürich tomorrow morning.

switzerland get ready.
again