Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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the boy is back in town

limped the ~~pig~~ peroumobile over to andy's in west london, who diagnosed a fuckered rear diff.

he suggested i drove the ex-peroumobile yukon away while he fixed the new one, but i left them both and caught the tube back to bow.

mrs.perou phoned to tell me the huge, old church i'd wanted to buy on the kentish coast went for silly money: £300k

which made me feel sick

now i'm trying to convince mrs.perou that we should buy the old nursing home/castle down the road.

it has 81 bedrooms.

all of them are derelict.

also today, i stuck my hand down a storm drain in the yard, at the bunker, as my spanish lady friend was saying 'why don't you wear gloves?'

it has taken three boiling washes and scrubbing with bleach to get the smell off my hand.

i have never smelt anything so bad or persistent, ever.

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: November 06, 2013