Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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ello eizo

here i am sitting at my desk at the bunker

where i worship at the eizo altar

can't imagine, or remember, a time B.E (before eizo)

i am tall but i am disproportionate: my legs are 2" shorter than most tailors image i should be and the extra inches are all torso.

so when i sit at a desk, with my feet on the ground and my forearms level with the desk (the proper sitting position, i am told) my head is higher than most.

with the cunning utilisation of a pack of conveniently-to-hand red bull and a cd box, i can boost my already height adjustable eizo screens to higher than usual…for extra perfect monitor calibration.

today i took a trip...

to spring studios to photograph tricky ricky gervais

it was hard to get a grip on mr.gervais: to see past the well rehearsed presentation.

one COULD say there was so much front it was hard to see the back.

but that doesn't make any sense

when people look pissed off with me, i check to see what's what.

'don't worry: i'm just acting', said ricky

but later when i was sure ricky's laugh was disingenuous, he insisted it was natural and i that had made him giggle.

finished none the wiser, particularly.

RTB and passed out, exhausted, which i haven't done in a long while.

my spanish lady friend packed for our trip to paris.

EDICT MAGAZINE will launch on my birthday: 9th may 2014

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: March 27, 2014