munter gatherer
(my new favorite insult).
and for all y'all RSPB lovers...
bonus points if you can tell us the make.
sorry: i'll stop: this won't be a month of dead birds.
frances found this on our kitchen doorstep this morning.
i had to pick it up and photograph it before a chicken/peacock/cat/dog/child ate it.
i found a cat sitting in the skip eating a three week, old uncooked sausage today...it had turned into something like a chorizo but was still rank.
i also found 'speckled hen', walking down the lane when i went to take frances back to the train station this afternoon.
in other news,
THIS makes me laugh: hohoho.
the 'raveonettes' fashion shoot that i shot for flaunt is out now (and up here)
also the 'crystal castles' shoot that pissed me off so bad at the time is also up HERE.
it doesn't have my name on the magazine feature but i don't dislike it in retrospect.
maximum won 'pupil of the week' at his new school "for outstanding effort and contribution in class" and 'being very brave and working extremely well'.
which makes us very proud and pleased.
but then he blew all the the goodwill he would have got from that by being disgracefully, badly behaved at tea with a school friend.
so much so that mrs.perou was embarressed and also i wouldn't photograph him with his trophy and i've continued his bike-ban AND i won't let him tramploline with his visiting friends tomorrow.
(only i will because he's been repentantly discussing people getting a second chance with mrs.perou...and as he did sooo well at school, i'll give him a break).
it's a bank holiday and it looks like it'll be a goodun.
have spent most of the day myself sorting out a massive pile of scribbled notes and other paperwork and drawing ideas for 'snow patrol'.
and, wondering how can 'idols' still be trading under the same name and website having gone bust owing me and many others over £1m?
simon kenton: you're on my 'you'd be wise to avoid me at all costs' list.